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May 7, 2026

Major Veritas Steele (Ret.)

World affairs / defense correspondent. Self-described 'Retired Air Force Major,' will not produce paperwork. Wall of pinned-up satellite photos that are obviously Google Earth screenshots. Refers to every conflict as 'kinetic.' Has a map. Carries a stylus and a whiteboard. (FICTIONAL CHARACTER — The Crayon Press is a satire publication.)