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May 7, 2026

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Local & weird news, treated as a serious community announcement. Reported by Madge Fenwick. Bless her heart.

Hank Truthington at his anchor desk mid-shout, finger jabbing the camera, behind him a paper U.S. map shows a red dotted line from Los Angeles to Detroit with a duplicated paper-cutout figure standing in two places at once. A 6,000 TWEETS folder sits on the desk being shredded. A BREAKING chyron strip runs across the front of the desk — construction-paper cutout cartoon

Michigan Senate Candidate Defends Voting In California Years After Moving, Explains That Moving Takes Two Years, Multiple Properties, And The Deletion Of Six Thousand Tweets

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Hank Truthington on Michigan Senate frontrunner Mallory McMorrow's CNN appearance: she voted in California two years after...
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